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starcre8tor:

No trust me….you will gain 10000 life points..
Just. Listen.  [x]

20 Jul 14
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sp0radic:

galehawthorne:

how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room

#have you seen Tangled

20 Jul 14
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official-sciencesideoftumbler:

I just realized we were peer pressured into thinking peer pressure is bad

20 Jul 14
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shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

20 Jul 14
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ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

20 Jul 14
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justnabingaround:

when the wifi finally connects

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Shrek La Shrek
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starcre8tor:

No trust me….you will gain 10000 life points..
Just. Listen.  [x]

20 Jul 14
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safelyendangered:

Disclaimer: may not be scientifically accurate…

20 Jul 14
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

20 Jul 14
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gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

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albinokiwi47:

heyytalia:

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHEN AND WHERE

WHEN THE HETALIA FANDOM NEEDS TO RISE

IT RISES

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ne ne motherfucker.

20 Jul 14
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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

20 Jul 14
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politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

20 Jul 14
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kol-calamity:

ANONYMOUS PLAY TIME! (or not, up to you)

Send me one of these and I’ll answer.

  • HYE have you ever?
  • FMK fuck marry kill (with three names)
  • KHC kiss hug cuddle (with three names)
  • AMA ask me anything
  • HON hot or not? 
  • WWY well would you?
  • WYR would you rather? 
  • TOD truth or dare?
  • SMW ship me with? (send me ships)
  • TOT this or that?
  • WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 
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thepoeticrebel:

simchiller:

they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

But wait, there’s more.

Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.