Learn the ways of the clam. Gurgle Gurgle
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avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

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daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

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circumcisions:

reblog if your url is your name in real life

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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mandujjangsunmi:

that look of great determination tho.

Mother is Football.

yes-this-is-mamas-blog:

This is just some paintings that I did and quite frankly proud of-
I used filters to enhance the colors since the iPad camera is crap-
The feather things you see on the left and the reason why some of them are different is because I wanted to experiment with lining some of this- I like the fat and thin lines—-
Then the teapot on the right says: Relax and drink tea- I originally was going to make the background the colors you see there and the teapot just white but I didn’t have large enough brushes-

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schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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yourtubes:

There’s this guy at my school who’s Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back